What do figure skater's suits say to each other at the laundry?
“Let's spin together and make sure we come out looking flawless!”
Why do figure skaters make terrible secret agents?
Because they always stand out and can't blend in with the crowd!
Why do figure skaters make terrible detectives?
Because they always leave a trail on the ice!
What did one figure skater's suit say to the other? “I think we were both cut from the same cloth!”
How does a figure skater's suit greet people?
With a "zip-zip hooray!"
